Seriously?

Surfing is great. Listen to the guys in this clip. They are so cool.

Burrrrrrr-oh. Bro? Bro!

Brad Gerlach is the most obnoxious of all! Anytime he talks in a DVD segment I want to eject the disk and snap it in half. And the SoCal surf drawl started in the OC and adopted by the 909 elite sounds like a child with a learning disability who just got back from getting his mouth numbed at the dentist.

Highlights:

"You're out in the water, your team, and if you rip, errrybody pats you on the back. If you bog, you feel like you let your team down. And that makes people GOO for it!"

"Kyle, take your jersey off!"

"Playin' it safe to the beach doesn't work in this. Go for it! Rip! You know? Try an air! Fall, who cares? You know?"